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Regicide OCT: SeKrets Part 2

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SeKrets Part 2 Script:

 (Caddoc)

 K: Caddoc? Again? I’ve already talked about him, and I don’t feel like saying anything other than he’s stupid, mean, and says hurtful things! Most of those things are true but it doesn’t mean they’re not hurtful! So shut up!

 
(Hishi)

 K: No. Just...  no. Not touching that with a ten foot pole, whatever that means. I heard Ruby say it a few times before.

 

 (Ruby)

 K: Oh yes, Ruby. Sweetest young girl, smartest too! Very informative! She comes from a far away kingdom. You know, the other day she was just telling me about this fortress, the Wall of Mort I believe she called it… She says it has everything one could ever desire! Defenses, monkey wenches, a sammich called a subway, crystals implanted into trousers! Heh, one would have to be in a high position of power to own such things. I can only imagine what it’d be like to wear such trousers of power…. But… how would I sit down…? I’ll have to bring it up to her some other time.


(Kleine)

 K: Kleine? OH! The albino lady! Here’s a little fun fact, never, and I mean NEVER refer to her as “albino”. I once said that she was that nice albino lady before and she just lost it. She kept saying she wasn’t but then I just decided to play along. Now that I think about it, she didn’t care for that either…. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.

 

 (Adelaide)

 K: Adelaide? You mean that fine, tall, glass of liquor? I know her. Trust me; if you’re ever in trouble with Caddoc, she’s the go to person for help. She knows how to use her feminine charms to sway the beast. Of course, there was that last time when she ignored my pleas for help…. The hag… Oh wait, she’s here! Barkeep! I’ll give you all the gold I have right now if you let me hide behind your counter! Come on! I’m begging you! Look, whether or not you believe me… I have a wealth of information, rumors you may have they all lead back to me. I could come up with a convincing lie about this establishment of yours or you personally and turn your life upside down. Now, you are going to take my gold, and you WILL let me hide behind your counter…

 

 ('Zim')

 K: *writing* *mumbles* Huh? What? Zim? Don’t the man! Go away! *continues writing* *continues mumbling* so… he’s ordering the roast beef? Very suspicious… What are you still doing here? Leave me alone! I’m very busy!

 

 (Questions by :icondragonht: and :icondeathcomeseasily:)

 K:  *is asked if he licked Mayo* Have I licked any jars? What? Mayo? What’s that? Mhm, do go on. It talks? Well, I hardly find that fascinating. I’ll have you know I’ve talked to many a jar and bottle in my day! I may have been intoxicated but I don’t see why that’s any different from my experiences! Huh? You’re willing to place a wager on me licking the contents of that jar? Very well, you have yourself a deal! Prepare to lose your precious gold! Hahaha!

 Oh, if anyone else has any questions, feel free to ask and I’ll answer them next time! One more question? Uh, alright but I’m really in a hurry, so let’s get this over with.

 *is asked if he’d lick a vampire* What? Lick a vampire? WHY? That’s… Why would you ask that? Just.. just no…no…. no….NO… NEVER! Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to cleanse my mind with some liquor. You have problems! *Slams door*

 

 (Next Time)

 K:  Next time on SeKrets … uh… my… my… my hand… Wait? The Hand? I don’t understand why people are making such a big deal about hands. I keep hearing Caddoc complaining about hands but it’s just stupid… anyways… We’re talking about hands next time.



K by me

Caddoc by :iconsilverdrifter42:

Adelaide by :iconmiss-sheepy:

Ruby by :iconitsmesb:

Kleine by :iconfortner:

Hishi by :iconsakura-wind:

Zavates by :iconaxisara:

Rodwick by :icondragonht:

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FIute's avatar
K is so freaking funny LOL
fav judge now, hands down