*Open at Disco Grandpa's Funeral*
Usone: Here, we lay one of our afro brothers to rest. Found dead after a year-long absence, in his apartment locked away. We have here his roommate who was completely unaware of the situation and was unable to call for medical attention in time.
Plushie Disco Grandpa: I've never been so happy in my life! He's finally gone! I can finally be cheerful and carefree again!
Usone: Thank you for your kind words. Does anyone else have anything to say about this fine man.
Hippo Hippy: A message to all the hippos! You are all free from your evil overlord! No longer will you have to worry about missiles and being shanked in the back ever again! Praise to the Mother Hippo!
Usone: Anyone else? No? Now let us have a moment of silence and pay our respects.
*cut to BJ in handcuffs in the service*
BJ's thoughts: Why am I even here!? I've only met the guy twice. The first time was in that stupid game show and the second time was when I stole his...uh...um... fortress...